Affered

When you accidentally kill your whole team because you are old and can't see very well

Did you see joe affered his whole team

by Biodynamic Boogie July 11, 2025

affrighted

To be Scared or Afraid of something

party 1: he was affrighted after he pulled out a weapon on him
party 2: thats insane dude

by theamazingdefinist July 24, 2025

affy

seldom used shorthand term for caffeine.

need that affy to keep me up

by kisha3 September 3, 2025

Affable

A person who is gay, homosexual or partakes in sex with men.

“Omg did you see that Chris kissed James the other day, it was very affable of him”

by Affableman69 September 27, 2025

Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

Affirmative Action

When you gobble down 5 honeypackets and your date cancels on you. So you find a substitute, no matter the cost.

"Ooh a rotting carcass of a Racoon, time to take affirmative action"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge

dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag

by mingydingy January 7, 2009