5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

by micnat January 09, 2005

McMillion Minute

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.

Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.

McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”

by TastyRage December 25, 2019

Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 05, 2021

Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 19, 2024