walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.

Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.

by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005

waltered

A word to describe someone who dresses poorly, or in the wrong era.

When Kevin came in to work wearing polyester pants and a wide striped shirt with butterfly collar, I said "Man Kev, you look like you've been waltered!"

by MattR September 10, 2008

Walker

A walker is someone who roams about, usually in public, in an altered state or appearing to be dead and still be amublatory. The altered state is induced by drug use, alcohol use, or in some cases a walker is just a derelict person.

Named after zombies / the walking dead. Similar to a methpire, only more whacked out and less animated.

methpire stoner addict derelict zombie undead drunk lush junkie

Police officer 1: Hey, look over there in the alley, we got a walker!" Police officer 2: Damn! He must have smoked some good shit to be trying to walk through that wall!

by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer March 15, 2012

walker

literal crackhead and screams nonstop;

person 1: ew walker stop
walker: vibrates out of existence

by walker t6yd70imjop November 16, 2019

Walker

One very ugly person who doesn't have that many friends. He will be a loner for life and will die alone

Man that guy is so a walker.

by ayeemichelhalhdsajhdjas February 17, 2017

WALTER

1.Verb. To vomit due to overconsumption of alcohol. A shortened version of the original term Walter Yackley, a made up name given to some random jerk off who passed out in my buddies bed. (we never did find out his real name)

2.Noun. A person who appears that they will very soon throw up.

1. You: I was wasted last night...
Me: Yeah, you waltered all over yourself. Fag.

2. When refering to someone who has just thrown up... "Ohhhhh, who invited Walter to the party"

3. When someones looks like they are going to throw up... "That guys about to go hang out with Walter."

by BigT23 December 21, 2010