4 definitions by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer

Adjective: 1: One who feeds primarily on methamphetamine. 2: Methamphetamine addict who is only observed lurking about during night time hours, often at an all night Wal-Mart. 3: Tweakers or methamphetamine users who live in and around the Tulsa Oklahoma metro area.

Synonymous with the words tweaker, geek, speed freak, and walker.
Did you see that gaggle of methpires huddled up outside the Kwik Mart?

Stay out of that neighborhood . . . it is a hive of methpires!
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer February 8, 2012
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A Sandite is a resident or native of Sand Springs Oklahoma, a suburb of Tulsa. Also a student in the Sand Springs school system. Sandite can be used with a positive connotation: "Your Sandite pride shows in how you give of yourself to help the community." It can be used with negative connotation: "Nothing says classy like a bunch of Sandites having a brawl in the Wal-Mart parking lot."
(Positive) Charles Page was a great man who gave of himself to build the community of Sand Springs as a place for all people to have the ability to have a good life. He is the original Sandite, and example of the best of humanity.

(Negative) Nothing screams white trash like a cluster of Sandites cooking meth in a trailer park.

Charles Page civic pride Sand Springs white trash
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer February 8, 2012
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A Chuddite is a Chud or member of a Chud community.
All the local Chuddites frequent the Crack shack trying to score dope.
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer January 22, 2023
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A walker is someone who roams about, usually in public, in an altered state or appearing to be dead and still be amublatory. The altered state is induced by drug use, alcohol use, or in some cases a walker is just a derelict person.

Named after zombies / the walking dead. Similar to a methpire, only more whacked out and less animated.

methpire stoner addict derelict zombie undead drunk lush junkie
Police officer 1: Hey, look over there in the alley, we got a walker!" Police officer 2: Damn! He must have smoked some good shit to be trying to walk through that wall!
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer February 8, 2012
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