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First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty
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a whale's vagina

anchorman explains how the city was named after "a whale's vagina"
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Whiley

pronunciation:
wHY - leE


backround information:
derived from the name of a infamous cat, this word has grown accustom to usage by a large variety of people in Southern Connecticut and the Chariho region of Rhode Island. this word's various meanings originated when a group of pals decided that they needed a new way to make fun of someone. alas, this multipurpose cuss was thrown out of pubescent mouths like there was no tomorrow. just like AIDS in africa, this word has been spread across faster than any other indie swear. the end result was this here urban dictionary definition.


proper noun:
a) the name of the cat owned by the neighbor of an autistic boy, Jacob. the owner of the cat is Little Kyle.


noun:
b) a word used in place of a curse or swear
c) a new nickname for any pet
d) a new nickname for your best friend
e) a great nickname for a retarded person, when you don't want them to know you're making fun of them
f) an insider that no one will ever fully understand


adjective:
g) retarded, special (in a bad way), weird, not cool, embarrassing
h) loud, obnoxious, rude, crude, offensive, stanky
i) just plain stoopid


verb:
j) to fuck, to screw over
k) to be extremely annoying, to be excessively loud
l) to put out, to be a whore, to be easy (as in sexual encounters)
a) Jacob chases Whiley around at the bus stop. It's quite a normal occurrence, actually. What else would you expect from a retarded kid?

b) "whiley! i forgot my car keys... in bed."

c) person 1: "yo dude, whats your orangutans name?"
person 2: "Charles The 3rd, but everyone calls him Whiley!"

d) Em: "Chels, please don't call me stupid. I get really upset when you do."
Chels: "Oh shut up Whiley."

e) person 1: "LOL check out that Whiley licking the window on the short bus!"
person 2: "SHHH man! It might hear us!"

f) "WHHHHHHHHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY"

g) Zack: "Sometimes, I eat peanut butter off my toes."
Kyle: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but you're starting to act like that whiley kid from down the street."

h) That bitch was so whiley last night, next time we screw, I'm gonna have to bring a garbage bag.

i) I hate when people are whiley. Stupidity is contagious sometimes. I hope I never catch that STD!

j) dude 1: "YOOOO MAN! Did you and Shaniqua get it on last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah man... except when I woke up, I realized she Whiley'd me over! My car and all my money was gone!"

k) So there's this bitch ass on my bus whose name will remain untold. But basically, she Whiley's all morning on the way to school and makes me want to punch babies.

l) Do you Whiley on the first date?
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Killer Whale

It is when you rip off the filter of a cigarette and smoke it with no filter.
"i just smoked a killer whale and now i am so dizzy"
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Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.
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rail a whale

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Whaley Tail

1.The act of having a highly volatile, explosive stomach.
We just ate and he is already in the bathroom! That guy must have Whaley Tail!
by M107 June 22, 2008
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