puff unit

The nut house. When one is checked into a psychiatric facility, due to mental breakdown.

She was sent to the puff unit after the scene she caused at the store.

by Mrs. Padalecki June 01, 2017

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.

Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit

by 2020 is shit December 04, 2020

united center

The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!

by CreepaChris51 April 16, 2016

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

Unit A2J

One of the coolest gamers out in the world of history...And no J AXL and RIK didn't write this. =D

Jacob said,"We should invite Aaron and play Freekstyle!"

Ricky said,"We should invite Unit A2J and play TENNIS!"

by JAxicky July 09, 2011

Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

by yeetus that feetus March 31, 2019