Ass Twat

When the vagina and ass are connected by on single crack that runs completely between the legs. Also the name that people call each other when regular cuss words just arent enough.

Mark has an Ass Twat. Mark your a stupid Ass Twat!

by j3tzfan November 3, 2012

Twat

You

You are a twat.

by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

turtle twat

the genitals of a female turtle

i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo

this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face

by kris! April 24, 2007

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

by KariJo January 25, 2007

twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007

twat

someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.

by squishbix June 17, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010