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Shitter Twitter 

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
Shitter Twitter by Somefinds April 6, 2009

Conservative twitter 

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
Conservative twitter by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020

PUBLICIZE YOUR TWITTER POST ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS 

yeah this appears
PUBLICIZE YOUR TWITTER POST ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS
Me: no.

football twitter 

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
football twitter by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016

you have been banned from twitter 

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

Rose Twitter 

A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.

The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.
Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.
Rose Twitter by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021