Tooberlober

Someone who likes anus in and around their anus.

Wow, Connor is such a tooberlober!!

by Sir Tooberlober October 25, 2012

token the smurtlehead

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed

1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?

by DatNiggaBurn April 11, 2012

TOOed

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

Took Book

The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.

Add it to your Took Book homie.

by NATIVE4EVA January 10, 2016

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

toke up

The action of smoking marijuana to get stoned.

"Let's toke up after school and watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."

by ReyRuca September 30, 2016