Clown Nuts

Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.
After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."
by pfc. snowball May 11, 2011
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Clown world

(n) A phrase used to describe what many, especially on the political right, perceive as the purposeful reworking of social norms and traditions historically associated with healthy, functional societies; may refer to the normalization of transgenderism, homosexuality, legalized drug use, unqualified minorities in positions of power, etc.
A transgender was just appointed to a cabinet position. More Clown world politics.”
by Klonwelt March 07, 2021
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clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.
Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Clown Hat

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.
Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding
by C H January 01, 2004
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punching the clown

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown
by mooseknuckles November 08, 2002
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clown penis

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.
While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.

by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006
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