When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019
Get the Closet Tired mug.The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
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A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.
Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."
Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."
Nicola:"you should start the revolution."
Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."
Nicola:"you should start the revolution."
Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
by WordallySmart February 22, 2019
Get the The tireds mug.Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019
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Get the 3 tired mug.A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
by just a fooligan January 8, 2020
Get the Low Tire mug.Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
by Pripyat November 28, 2020
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