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Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.
by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019
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Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
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The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.
Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
by WordallySmart February 22, 2019
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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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3 tired

When you’ve been smokin some loud and is now high as fuck.
1.
- Dude, why ur eyes so damn red?
- I’m 3 tired bro
2.
- U also 3 tired, huh?
- Yeah, as f*ck
by Trilogy Euphoria May 29, 2019
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Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.
by just a fooligan January 8, 2020
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Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.
Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
by Pripyat November 28, 2020
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