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TikTok

Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.
Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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TikTok

TikTok is an addict for lonely/ try hard middle and high schoolers. Once you watch a couple TikToks on the fyp you can’t stop watching them and end up spending the whole day scrolling through TikToks
TikTok NO EXAMPLE CAUSE I’M LAZY AF
by boredinthehouse April 22, 2020
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Tiktok

Hi grandpa it's me Micheal *sniff* *sniff* you put me in shit now time to die of aging :)))
Follow me on tiktok or I'll send you nudes at 03:00 am
by TheTrashRat May 26, 2021
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TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.
1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…
by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023
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tiktok

tiktok was first no stalker because it was musical.ly that stand for Music and Love You and now its tiktok so the time is tikking tik tok tik tok..
tiktok takes al of my time
by anonymous October 4, 2020
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TikTok

A gay platform that should not exist in the first place
I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism
by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022
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TikTok

The website for cheap thots(TikThots), Terrible How-tos, bad conspiracies, dumb zoomers, terrible trends, bad lip syncs and unfunny "comedians". Also the website for Khaby Lame and Sea Shanties.
Those idiots on TikTok are at it again.
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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