Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 09, 2019

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Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

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When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

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Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

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Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

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When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 22, 2021

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When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 22, 2021

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