Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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Scott’s Office

A more profane description of a public bathroom, toilet, or port o potty. Synonymous to “shitter”
Be right back, I’m going to Scott’s Office.”, “I’m going to take care of some business in Scott’s Office”, “Can’t find Alex? Did you check Scott’s Office?”
by Hatefile February 16, 2024
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office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"
Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?
by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022
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Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".
by brainster August 03, 2009
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office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office
1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.
by Dabs B. Bronishunn August 15, 2020
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Offical Rape Girl Day

YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL
“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE
by Zmicclouds August 13, 2021
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