Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist January 6, 2008

Fill my shoes

To take the place or responsability of someone else.

I cannot play basketball this time, so I 'll have to let my friend fill my shoes.

by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017

Cinder Block Shoes

Usually referred to people who tend to stomp upstairs or walk unnecessarily loud.

"Girl, I know you are on your way upstairs in no hurry, with all that noise you must be wearing some cinder block shoes."

"Oh honey, I'd take off those cinder block shoes before you even think about trying to quietly sneak past me ."

"My upstairs neighbor 'sumo-stomps' around all day, I know they must be wearing their cinder block shoes."

by MissunderstoodMissconception August 18, 2017

Lutheran shoe bomb

To masturbate into a coworker's shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.

According to police, Timmy's coworker reported seeing Timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while buttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. When the woman confronted Timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.

Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.

Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.

by omgcuchis!! February 28, 2014

3rd street shoes

Very cheap and very fake shoes worn by poor people but this shoe is 100% fake and cost about 2 to 5 dollars

Kierra Warren A.K.A blacky chan has some 3rd street shoes

Dawanique Sanders A.K.A stanky ass bitch has some 3rd street shoes.

by Jon Dubb February 29, 2008

Goody Two-Shoes

A person who always does the "right thing", never does anything that they're "not supposed to do" and acts "perfect" in every single way possible. Usually a very peppy/happy person who is a "go getter". Also usually a girl. These people can be very annoying because of these traits.

Omg, that girl is such a goody two-shoes. I hate the way she acts like the teachers pet.

by I-Dunno October 4, 2010

Granny Two Shoes

An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.

The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"

by Papertowel9999 April 25, 2011