Texas drawl

A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.

In reality, there are few Texans who actually speak with the hypothetical Texas drawl.

by Jordija January 16, 2004

texas roundhouse

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth then gives a guy a blowjob while her mouth is sweaty.

Sharon, I gave Bill a texas roundhouse and his dick got wet and hot.

by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

by bikermidget March 12, 2010

Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 6, 2005

texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Texas

A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.

Texas, we are normal!

by Texas born, raised and proud May 23, 2005

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005