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Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
by mauna_lani August 13, 2010
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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
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Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 14, 2007
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Taco Fries

1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells

2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian
Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!

Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.
by SarkoSuicide August 11, 2008
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Taco Bell Mexican

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.
Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican
by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010
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shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.
Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco
by JonasV May 31, 2016
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taco party

There was only two boys and 20 girls over there last night, it was a total taco party.
by uzisuzy December 4, 2004
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