suck fest

An unpleasant event in one's life which must be endured as a rite of passage or a badge of honor.

The quality of a person's character is inversely proportionate to the amount they complain during the suckfest.

Mike, "I just found out my unit is going to Iraq for a year."

John, "Fuckin' suck fest!"

Mike, "Yeah."

by dooshkanew September 15, 2009

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suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

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Suck Butt

When an article of your clothing gets stuck between your butt cheeks. Separate from a wegdie because the clothing is not going up your butt, it just gets smashed a little between your cheeks. Common with dresses and right when you stand up after sitting for a while.

When you first get out of the water and your bikini bottoms ride up your butt is an example of suck butt

by Sassy C August 3, 2011

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Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.

Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.

by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010

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