Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

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special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.

Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.

by A burrito October 18, 2015

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Steven Special

A regional Tex-Mex dish in Arkansas and Oklahoma (sometimes referred to as the Derek Special or simply Chicken Special). It is a simple dish consisting of a plate of mexican rice with grilled chicken either sliced or diced on top, then covered in (traditionally white) queso. Other variations exist that also include fajita vegetables and other meats. Nobody knows who Steven is, or his counterpart Derek, but they will continue as legends forevermore.

We'll have 2 Steven Specials and a Fried Ice Cream for dessert

by KappaMikey May 28, 2021

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