by Tyler E. April 28, 2006
Get the sock hop mug.Some sort of detriment to life. A waste of body cells. Middle-class or lower-upperclass, SUV driving, bitch. Cuts people off on the roads, cause accidents only able to be paid for by her husband's income. High up on the school PTA, try to censor anything and everything. Fucked over all of American society.
They are also great targets for a variety of weapons.
They are also great targets for a variety of weapons.
Jay was drving his brand new Corvette Z06 when a fugly soccer mom crashed into it with her fucking large minivan. Needless to say, Jay upheld the rebellious spirit by blowing her head of with an M82 .50 cal. He then ate her children and blew up her house.
by FUK SOCCER MOMS July 16, 2004
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1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
by JJM Publishing - A division of Whoretech Industries. February 3, 2008
Get the Social Parasite mug.A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.
by arNette September 26, 2006
Get the poop sock mug.dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.
by sterwang October 11, 2006
Get the going off like a frog in a sock mug.A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.
Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.
Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.
by McNostril January 13, 2006
Get the sock n lock mug.During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.
Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.
by Buck Futz June 7, 2009
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