life sniffer

A power hungry, fragile female who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions. Acts like they're being persecuted when Roe v Wade was overturned even though the overturning did not ban abortion itself, and she can still get abortions in New York, California, and there are even red states that aren't completely banning abortions. Has no comeback to Pro-life talking points, uses her gender as a get out of jail free card, and likes to believe that abortion is a male vs female consensus even though 50 percent of men and women are actually pro choice and pro life, respectively. Uses rape as an argument even though they make up less than 1 percent of abortions, as if people would want to rape her fat ass. Maybe it's a weird fetish they keep projecting or something.

life sniffer: muh womens rights! they just overturned roe vs wade wahh! I'm literally going to get tied down and raped like in handmaidens tale wahhhh
normal person: .............what?

male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE

chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/

by averyepicgigachad September 30, 2022

Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Ass sniffer

an ass sniffer is a creature by the name of jessie. WELLNESS CHECK!

Jessie is a stinky ass sniffer

by kill king October 17, 2022

Stephanie stuffer

The act of stuffing a entire hibachi wand up your pussy

That girl loves to get Stephanie stuffer when she leaves the bar

by Stephanie supreme November 18, 2022

Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Hulster Sniffer

A person who give away all of their Pokémon cards to wear a gun and badge.

A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.

An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.

An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.

Saratoga County Sheriff’s Deputy are hulster sniffers.

by Star badge 4 life February 4, 2023

whoofle sniffer

A person who goes around sniffing bicycle seats

Why did the whoofle sniffer take my bicycle seat

by #1Savage February 11, 2023