short people syndrome

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

by Rastaroth May 14, 2009

Short Man's Syndrome

A story made up by tall guys with small dicks who have nothing else going for them than their height. The same insecure guys will come up with stories to put down men of all shapes, sizes, looks, professions, talents, and intelligence levels in an attempt to make themselves look better, and still wonder why we women won't go for them.

Jason: "How did that short man end up with that girl!! I have to bring it to her attention that her guy has short man's syndrome! Also check out that fat guy with the beautiful woman; he must have fat guy's syndrome. How about that smart guy? What a nerd! And that overly tall dude?! What a sasquatch! Don't even get me started on redhead men!"

Jennifer: "Get a life! And grow some balls so you don't need to put others down to feel better about yourself"

by Jenn86 October 14, 2011

Short Hills

i live in short hills and i love it. first of all, it may be rich and some people are bitchy but not everyone. millburn is not the ghetto. shorthills is actually part of millburn it just has a different zip code. hence the name "millburn-short hills township". see?-millburn comes first. anway, for 7th and 8th graders bar/bat mitzvahs occur atleast twice every weekend for like a year.girls trty too dress 15 years older then they really are. shopping is considered a sport. the houses are gorgeous and rachel zoe grew up in short hills while ann hathaway grew up in millburn. our town is not "the ass crack of america" we are just brought up well and with big trust funds. halloween is the excuse for girls to dress sluttier then usual.

short hills-7th/8thgraders
person1: wanna do soething this weeekend?
person2: cant ..bat mitzvah

by sally sasperila October 30, 2007

Short Stack

A three-member band of friends from Budgewoi, Australia.

Could be classified as Australia's main boy band.

Either loved or hated. Usually generate a very strong opinion from people who know them when brought up in conversation.

Are extremely energetic on stage.

Have hordes of screaming, underage fans who stalk their every move, and a fair few older fans who usually get pushed aside by the screaming teenies.

Girl 1: "Did you go see Short Stack last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah they were pretty fantastic."
Girl 1: "What about the crowd?"
Girl 2: "It was insane. I got swamped by 14 year olds...Ugh."

by tiaargghh December 14, 2009

Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

short towel guy

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

by furry bear September 22, 2009