Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.

Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!

by Joseph Spadafino, PhD October 8, 2011

Shmacon

Synthetic bacon that is grown in a lab, rather than on a pig.

Man, I don't want any of that fake Chicken Shmeat, but I would love to get my hands on some shmacon..assuming I can't get some real bacon.

by Oddblog2011 September 12, 2011

smachrie

noun (slang - Doric) - Confections or sweets.

If ye hae ony mair o' that smachrie ye winna wint yer dainner.

Translated -If you have any more of those sweets you will lose your appetite for dinner.

by davser October 30, 2013

shmacockus

(Shmuhh-cock-es)
modern insult in reference to a pre - historic douche bag. For i.e

Fred: "well you see, a sloot is a female who gets a lot of vitamin D."

Jim:"Yeah I got it, shmacockus..."

by Rockachu February 17, 2014

SMAC

Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition

Scenario 1
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.

Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.

You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.

Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?

Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.

You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.

Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.

by Zantarus April 22, 2014

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu November 30, 2015

smack

referring to someone as ugly looking but not all the time. Usually when drunk or not in the right state of mine and doing something making them appear uglier.

"Man look at that burrito all over that drunk girls face...she smack af"

by Meowing cat August 31, 2016