Definitions by Rockachu

shmacockus 

(Shmuhh-cock-es)
modern insult in reference to a pre - historic douche bag. For i.e

Fred: "well you see, a sloot is a female who gets a lot of vitamin D."

Jim:"Yeah I got it, shmacockus..."

shmacockus by Rockachu February 17, 2014