skinkbag

Someone who can't do ANYTHING right, even when it is sooo clear and obvious.

Your in math class and you keep getting 5 times 5 wrong and you keep saying wrong answers and your holding up the class for lunch because your being a skinkbag by not doing an obvious and easy task.

by James / Dante June 16, 2008

Sink a link

take a dump, crap, poop, a turd that sinks in the bowl

Dude, I've got to go to the shitter and sink a link.

by Donkeylou August 5, 2008

sink a link

take a crap

Thanks for having me over for dinner. Can I use your bathroom? I need to sink a link.

by Lucky Louie August 12, 2008

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009

sinklenterated

an effect of periodalism

wow this is the time of the month, shes definitely going to be "sinklenterated "

by destiny garcia de la rosa January 15, 2009

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

shinkage

v. the act of being so obliterated that you resort to throwing up in the closest drainage system. in this case a sink. "shink" comes from the drunk pronunciation of sink.

I was so wasted at the frat party that I had some major shinkage later that night.

by shinkmode3 February 11, 2009