score

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"I need to score soon or I'm gonna be hurting."

etc.. ;)

by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009

score to settle

something that needs to be done, specifically a need to have sex

manny: hey amanda come to my house tonight, we have score to settle

amanda: okay it has to be a quickie though i got to work in the morning

by amandamariee November 22, 2009

Scoregasm

When something happens that is so righteously awesome...it makes you peak to orgasm.

Dave "I've been dying for a smoke i haven't had one in days"

Josh"Here's one"

Dave"Scoregasm"

by JoshKaardal January 29, 2009

Sharecropper

when two men are fucking the same woman and both know about it but dont have a problem with it aslong as both said men wrap their tools before breaking ground

I am proud to be a sharecropper that way the bitch isnt always around.

by ChRi$ October 7, 2007

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007

score

as a verb "to give." Most often used for cigarettes or small amounts of money

Score me a smoke, dude!
Score me a buck, & I'll get it back to you tomorrow!

Response: I'm kinda short right now; get your own, loser!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007

scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)

guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score

by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010