Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Shake

Shake v.- What people say when they are telling someone to leave the currently occupied area. This is usually said with extreme animosity and/or prejudice. Reference to this word is most prevalent in the "St.Louis rapper gets slapped" video on Youtube.

Daron: Man, this party is dead, I'm finna shake bruh.

*Man walks in on his daughter having sex*
Boyfriend: Oh, shit.
Dad: What the fuck!?!
Boyfriend: I'm so sorry sir.
Dad: Go on ahead and shake bruh.
*Boyfriends Hesitates*
Dad: I swear to god if you don't shake out my crib in the next 5 seconds......

by reallyslowcomp October 5, 2011

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

Shake it like a polaroid

From the song Hey Ya by Outkast, the phrase "shake it like a polaroid" means to shake like the act of masturbating. One developes a polaroid by flicking their wrist in a back and forth motion.

Bradford went to shake it like a polaroid in the bathroom, but found his brother already developing his own polaroids.

by Jafrap June 3, 2009

Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.

Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

by Theshakeandbakemaster October 5, 2010

shake it like a polaroid picture

What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."

"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"

"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"

by Anonymous November 11, 2003