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secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.
"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."
by JADrI May 30, 2017
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Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.
Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"
by The Hartman June 9, 2017
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Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder
"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"
by Scienceprof August 12, 2017
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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.
Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.
by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017
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secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.
"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"
by jeremygotascooter September 26, 2017
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Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces
Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man
by Cay919 December 4, 2017
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