scapin'

slang term for playing runescape especially at a library immediately after school, unless you don't even go to school because it interferes with your runescape time. If you use this term in a sentence you are a fag who plays runescape all day and night. You would use this when you say runescape so much in your daily language that you need to shorten it to save precious time for playing more runescape.

"Hey Robbie, when I was scapin' last night at 3:47:12 A.M.
I seven-balled some choobio back to Lumbridge.”

by Wall ball December 19, 2006

hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 2, 2008

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

1-10 scale

How hot a man or woman is on a scale of 1-10.

Damn jerry, that bitch with the big ass titties and short shorts on the 1-10 scale is a 10

by lost cause 27 September 19, 2016

scalped

The act of winning a Party Hat in a duel in Runescape. To scalp someone, you "bet" your Party Hat and they bet theirs. If you win, you scalped you opponent. If they win, you got scalped. This term is also used for Santa Hats and H'Ween Masks.

Dude, I totaly scalped that losers Party Hat last night. I owned him, he was super pissed.

by Winakaly October 25, 2007

scapegrope

a scapegrope is a move that women use to get out of anything. When ever you are talking to your woman about some horrendous or stupid shit she did no matter how bad it may be all she has to do to do is grope your penis and instantly you will be ready for sex and forget the issue altogether.

Man I wish I could remember what that big headed bitch did to me. She pulled a scapegrope on me last night and now I can't remember what I was supposed be mad at her for.

by saharadryhumor January 31, 2015

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009