Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
by Vietnam February 16, 2012
An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.
joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”
Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”
Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018
A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.
Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
by JohnnyG561 September 10, 2017
The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
In baseball, when a pitcher tries to make a batter swing at a pitch that would otherwise be a ball. To spit on a pitch, is to not bite on a pitch. Example being a batter noticing the pitch and not swinging at it, even if the pitch looks like it could be a strike at first.
by TheFightingProctor May 21, 2021
by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021