Special Military Operation and Peace

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.

Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022

the DP special

Putting your nose in a chicks sweaty gash while you jack off.

perv #1 :"John really likes that fat chick over there."
perv #2 : "Too bad I already gave her the DP Special!"

by Jerk Ass August 23, 2006

public school special

an insult used mainly by private school students or former private school students to call someone stupid. It implies that one belongs not only at public school, but in special education there.

Daniel: I did long division today, I feel special.
Me: Well, maybe public school special.

by A. Nuggs December 18, 2007

The Westin Special

When you run across the room with a boner at Your girlfriend and jam it in her ass.

"Dude Katie Screamed When She Got The Westin Special"

by Cman2210 July 6, 2008

Cub Scout Special

A sexual fetish based on three core principles: Honor, Integrity, and Rimming.

At scout camp the scout master made everyone give him a cub scout special.

by UtahZombie November 30, 2009

Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

by GKripe February 22, 2011

Oakland Special

The act of performing a curb stomp on an individual, effectively killing them.

Ryan was being a little bitch last night, so after I beat his ass, I gave him the oakland special

by PiotrH May 7, 2008