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six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.
Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.
by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010
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secure the building

A term used by all three elements of a military force. The definition is different for each.

Navy: Make sure the building is tidy, and locked up before leaving.
Army: Take an enemy controlled building with force.
Air Force: Sign a three year lease with option to buy.
Army guy: Alright, we've got to secure the building!
Navy guy: Make sure you have the keys before we lock it.
Air Force guy: Where do I sign?
by ggfgt November 29, 2007
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53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.
Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.
by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010
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second hand drunk

People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.
Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.
by MrNickRo March 13, 2009
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30 seconds to mars

Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
Dude I just saw 30 Seconds to Mars yesterday, they were awesome!
by RavenousPlant July 28, 2006
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10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.
That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.
by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010
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secret

Something you tell to a small number of people in hopes it will stay that way, in reality it is all for naught, everyone is going to know by tomorrow anyway.
I heard it from him, who was told by her who said she heard it from... but don't tell, it's a secret!
by Catty Reese May 3, 2006
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