are you real?

A way of asking someone if they're being serious, generally in an insulting manner. Equivalent to asking "Are you serious?" in response to a stupid question.

Simpleton: Dude, wanna go run through the cacti?
Dude: Are you real?

by Jacci O November 6, 2007

Real Madrid

As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.

Go Real Madrid!

by 25IMF June 23, 2019

The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

by WInner1 March 16, 2008

The Real World

A sucky show on mtv.

Did you see the "the real world" last night? No, that show sucks.

by Dj Nude June 11, 2006

real talk on the real tip

1.) an absolute truth; all jokes aside.

1.) If Ali was telling Kirstin that all the sweaters on the tables at Finishline looked like shit, she would say:
"Kirstin, Real talk on the real tip all of the sweaters look like shit."

2.)Real talk on the real tip Finishline is the best place to get your kicks.

3.)Hey Ali, real talk on the real tip Matt just dipped to take a smoking break.

by kcslice November 29, 2009

Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

by The Man Who Founded RNS March 19, 2014

the real O.C.

Oakland County Michigan. One of the richest counties the U.S. I mean we have like so much money its ridiculous. Ironically a very short drive from Detroit, MI. some of the richest cites are Bloomfield Hills, Troy, Rochester Hills and so on. It is also mixed with quaint little towns in North Oakland County such as Clarkston (Where Kid Rock REALLY CAME FROM NOT DETROIT as most people think)Holly(where I'm from), Orton ville etc. Also where many other famous people come from even though they say they are from Detroit. Also we have a whole bunch of l "drama" which pisses me off.

I live in Oakland County so I have a whole bunch of money, and my head is about to explode from all the whores and "drama" This is definitely the real O.C.

by a liitle sanity in the stupidity November 19, 2007