fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Real Madrid

A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F

by Ashton Pereira August 26, 2005

real persians

proud people hailing from the country of iran. we take great pride in our history and our abilities. we respect the old, have sound morals, and don't like snobby persians that make the rest of the persian people look bad. we are also incredibly successful as a minority group. you will often find real persians in the business world and in universities. you will also see us as doctors, engineers, and entrepreneurs.

the successful persians not caught up in their own self-image

by borobebeenam February 19, 2005

Teija Is Really Stoopid

Teija Is Really Stoopid

part 3 bitches

Teija Is Really Stoopid

*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Real Habla

A synonym for "real talk," or "real spit," meaning truthful.

1: Yo bruh, Harold told me ol' girl sucked him off in the whip after the movie.

2: For real?

1: Yeah man, that's real habla.

by Big_Lew November 4, 2010

real cute

Its a sarcastic implication. Meaning something is ironically wrong.

"Hey did your hear the mayor got head from that a ugly hooker while his wife was in the hospital" Reply "Wow, real cute"

by WHYANYTHING September 15, 2013