Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John February 21, 2009

roflsaw

Used to describe the chainsaw bayonet on a lancer assault rifle or the act of using one in a funny or ridiculous scenario.

Proper use as a noun
Derek: I can't get kills with the hammerburst today.
Mike: lol why don't you just run up to them with the roflsaw.


Proper use as a verb
Jeff: lol this guys screwed its 5 on 1.
Matt: watch this I'm going to roflsaw him.
*matt chainsaw melees the remaining carmine*
Matt: suprize bitch you just got roflsawed!

by xxxsaphirexxx December 22, 2008

Roflsst

rolling on floor laughing somehow still typing, made up by when someone says rofl, they are somehow still typing so by adding the sst part it could be more humorous.

someone:why did the chicken cross the road?
other person: i dunno why?
someone: to get to the other side
other person:haha roflsst

by l33t$k1ll3r August 9, 2010

Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

roll-over high

(n). A type of high you get in the morning because of how high you were the night before.

Person A: Dude, I got hella fucked up at that party last night.
Person B: I know man, I was there... You slapped Cindy's ass and she kicked you in the balls. Haha
Person A: At least I woke up with a hell of a roll-over high from the weed we smoked.

by Homer95 February 8, 2014

Rollans

Repulsive ass sweats, often giving horrendous odors

Dude... Go change your pants. Your Rollans leaked through your jeans.

by MeSoOrdinary August 25, 2016