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rolling on floor laughing somehow still typing, made up by when someone says rofl, they are somehow still typing so by adding the sst part it could be more humorous.
someone:why did the chicken cross the road?
other person: i dunno why?
someone: to get to the other side
other person:haha roflsst
Roflsst by l33t$k1ll3r August 9, 2010
Words you can keep
Rolling on the Floor Yet Somehow Still Typing, originated by British comedian Bill Bailey to highlight the logical inaccuracy of modern internet abbreviations, and for a bit of a laugh.
Man1 - Did you hear about <funny topic>?
Man2 - That's Hilarious, ROFLYSST!
roflysst by Urban Definitions ltd. October 15, 2010
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roflstomp 

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
roflstomp by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

roflstomp 

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.
Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

roflshtalbopco 

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

ROFLStomped

Steve got roflstomped by a large black man in a clown suit.
ROFLStomped by Colinm August 24, 2006

ROFLstomp 

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.
"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
ROFLstomp by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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