roflsaw

Used to describe the chainsaw bayonet on a lancer assault rifle or the act of using one in a funny or ridiculous scenario.

Proper use as a noun
Derek: I can't get kills with the hammerburst today.
Mike: lol why don't you just run up to them with the roflsaw.


Proper use as a verb
Jeff: lol this guys screwed its 5 on 1.
Matt: watch this I'm going to roflsaw him.
*matt chainsaw melees the remaining carmine*
Matt: suprize bitch you just got roflsawed!

by xxxsaphirexxx December 22, 2008

roflsarcophogus

you laugh so hard that you cover yourself in oils and die

"Look at the face on her"

"roflsarcophogus"

by eoghan is great June 28, 2006

roflsaurus

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

See rofl
See dinosaur

During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!

by Theodorus March 28, 2004

roflsaurus rex

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing

"Oh my god that is so funny! Roflsaurus rex!

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

roflsauce

1. Condiment which goes well with omgwtfbbq

You makin' omgwtfbbq?
Yup, you want roflsauce on it?
Word.

by GCN_Tony July 22, 2004

ROFLAW

"Rolling on the floor laughing and wanking".

Coined by Ricky Gervais in his blog on February 2011.

I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...

by admmak February 22, 2011

roflsaurus

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.

The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.

by Thelonius May 24, 2004