A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.

"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.

Canadian Redneck by jay_P09 November 9, 2014

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Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."

Lake Zurich Redneck by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

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