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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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Tale-The Projects

The branch of TALE that is responsible for composing the music.

All music is composed by TALE or anyone affiliated with tale. Being considered a "Project" leaves this group of incredibly talented musicians enough room to enhance their creativity by developing works of art with outside sources and having many "Guests" work with them.

NOTE: All audio production is done by the very talented Anthony Hildebrandt.
Tale-The Projects just released a new song called GrapeAid!
Tale-The Projects is all self produced and self written!
I want to go on tour with Tale-The projects and be a famous roady!
by DomTale May 18, 2011
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probe

probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.
mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
by YO MY HO February 26, 2003
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Project Chick

A girl that has a potiential but is oblivious to fashion, makeup, and other facets of femininity and is in dire need of help.

The ultimate goal when working on a project chick is to benefit all of mankind by taking a girl from ordinary to extraordinary.
Damn! That girl looks like she got dressed in the dark again, i'm going to do her and myself a favor and make her my project chick.
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Projecting

Where you pass your own opinion or actions off as someone else's to see the reaction or just because you are strange.
My ex says my girl just wants me for what's in my pants, but i think she's just projecting.
by DankClouds December 9, 2016
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Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking
Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on
by banjostrings October 18, 2009
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Project 39

Bad ass click, first started in S. Arlington, Va. in 2004, know for their bump'in music and trademark Jetta GT with the ski rack. Much of their customs are still unknown to us, but their one hand sign meaning " We'll Kill ya Twice".
Project 39 (P39)- We'll Kill ya Twice.
by P39 lieutenant August 10, 2010
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