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poopyhead

poopyhead, the worst thing you can call someone in the modern language. it is so bad that some people have to have a permit to use it.
person A: you dick sucking whore

person B: well at least I'm not a poopyhead

person A: (dies and has a stroke at the same time)
by milfmaker69 September 15, 2019
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Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010
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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."

"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
by Crossonian January 3, 2009
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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011
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Poop Dungeon

When you are involuntarily put into a horrible smelling bathroom, car, or contained area where someone has let out a nasty fart or smelly bowel movement, therefore you are in a poop dungeon.
My sister locked me in a poop dungeon. Love the gas Meg, love it.
by MegGriffin January 17, 2011
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fairy poop

Fairy poop is a crusty substance that is created by a fairy (or multiple fairies) defecating in the corner of your eyes while you sleep, in the middle of the night.
That little fairy shit in my eye! Now I gotta clean this fairy poop out!

Goddamn it! I got some fairy poop on my eye, and now they wont open!
by Lil'lil January 31, 2017
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