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period-safe food

food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.
Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.
by stoopeedjaz June 7, 2009
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Periox

Any bizarre, outlandish fetish. Usually a periox is an act of sodomy such as bestiality.

For instance:
Shemale fetishes
Foot fetishes
Sock fetishes
guy-analing-horse fetishes

are all considered to be perioxes whereas

granny fetishes
black guy & asian girl fetishes

are not perioxes.
-Dude Dave loves to watch women menstruate!
-What the hell? What kind of periox is that?
by bauB June 15, 2008
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periodchuk

When a woman on her period smacks you in the face with a used douchebag... like a nunchuk
whaa-" touches cheek "oh, man my girlfriend is on her period, she just whipped me with her nasty periodchuk
by Millcat January 12, 2011
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Periodly Active

Another way of saying that your on your period/mentrual cycle.
Man: "yo, babe. Can we have sex?
Woman: "sorry, I'm periodly active."
Man: "dafuq? You mean your on your period?
Woman: "no shit Sherlock."
Man: "then why didn't you just say your on your period?"
Woman: "I wanted to see if you would be smart enough to know."
Man: -.-
Woman: :3
by -Gamma- October 12, 2014
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Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.
I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.
by Infrasound January 11, 2015
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period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014
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Peridope

When you are high on pot, and watching periscope on your phone
I got so high last night and watched periscope. It was peridope.
by A.Baum October 8, 2015
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