pearl harbour plop

The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.

Luke:

"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"

Joe:

"I know her chest is really bruised"

by Luke Gooden March 19, 2014

Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 15, 2022

White Pearl

After taking a huge load, she offers to give you a sensual massage for a job well done. While she’s on top of you she cream pies in between your buttcheeks leaving a white pearl in between.

She gave me a white pearl after the best sex she’s ever had!

by JRock1989 October 13, 2023

Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

Pearl Fish

The act of sticking your finger up someone's butt

When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole

Works best when walking upstairs

I was walking up the stairs and Brooke pearl fished my butt hole

by Wesdawg1234 March 6, 2016

Protein pearl

Meaty hair follicle.

Save this protein pearl as a souvenir

by Grim6891 April 17, 2023