Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.

Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.

by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

Trash Panda

Another variant of "coon", much less known about and rarely used.

Can also be a discriminatory comment about the homeless' immense need for food.

You fucking Trash Panda!

Lmao that guy is a Trash Panda.

by That1GuyThatUSawThat1Time January 20, 2023

Panda

Daniel is a someone who likes pandas

Minal is a fake panda fan

by Ryan is a bum May 28, 2023

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022