Ponce

Freeloader.

Someone who tries to get something for nothing by exploiting the good nature and benevolence of others.

there i was minding my own business , when this guy comes up to me and asks me if i had any spare change!!

God, what a Ponce!

by englishboy37 November 26, 2011

Pondefecate

Main Entry: pon·def·e·cate

Pronunciation: pän-'de-fi-"kAt

Function: intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing

Etymology: Medieval Latin pontificatus, past participle of pontificare, from Latin pontific-, pontifex
;and Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees

1: to speak out ones rectum; to speak of subject matter beyond the scope of ones intellect in hopes of sounding knowledgeable.

- pon·def·e·cation /(")pän-"de-fi-"kA-sh&n/ noun
- pon·def·e·cator /-"kA-t&r/ noun

"Mike really likes to pondefecate! Even when it's obvious that he doesn't have a clue, he continues pondefecating just to be heard."

"Was there any useful information shared at the meeting, or was it just a bunch of pondefecators rambling on about shit they don't understand?"

Related words or phrases: Talking out your ass; Bullshitting or Talking bullshit; Blow smoke up their ass.

by Taiichi July 12, 2007

hobbit pony

term used to describe a dog who is fat and large enough for a hobbit to ride.

"Belle is a hobbit pony."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Ponis

A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!

That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!

by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009

poned

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

by blackholedying October 12, 2008

beer pong

Beer Pong is a drinking game that originates from Beirut, Lebanon. It was invented in the 1980's on a regular ping pong table, although beer pong does not necessarily need to be played on a ping pong table, but a table long enough to have a distance of 6 feet or more between the sets of cups.

The traditional style is a pyramid-scheme of 10 cups on each side, filling them with 2-3 12oz beers, with each side having a water cup to wash the balls. The game is usually played with 4 people although you can also play singles.

The object of the game is to toss a ping pong ball into your opponents cup, and if done so they must drink. There are many different varieties of beer pong, one of the most famous is shown in the movie Beerfest, called Paddle Pong, played with one cup and ping pong paddles.

For more information on beer pong game types or the official rules please check www.ponguniversity.com

I just spent 100$ creating my own beer pong table, it has a remote control that drops the table down from the ceiling which triggers spotlights and techno music.

by Pobecax June 13, 2008

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006