by Medoh July 26, 2022
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 11, 2021
by mawkie August 27, 2017
Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020