Oliver is the guy that thinks he can get all the girls because of his jawline, but in what he apparently doesn't know is that no girls likes him.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
"that's guy I just tried to talk to is so shy,
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
by Madisonadams2195 December 11, 2016

An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
by anonymous February 19, 2024

Oliver is a guy with a very deep and compassionate personality. He is very humorous and can brighten anyone's day just by being around him. He is trustworthy and will care about you with all his heart. Oliver is very smart and creative. He's one of the most attractive people you will ever meet and anyone would be honored to be with him.
He's one of a kind and you should try to keep him for as long as you can.
He's one of a kind and you should try to keep him for as long as you can.
by Ajjj69 November 20, 2020

Oliver is always looking at Imdb or playing Where's my Perry. He likes to shout Barry and it annoys many of his peers. Porridge is his first choice of cereal but Nicholas cage is higher in his list.
by DroppedtheJotters69 June 24, 2022

Oliver#2 is a leprechaun
by Yourmotherstesticals May 4, 2023

Since olives are soaked in brine and lye to give the black color. To be called or referred to as being a black olive means that you are a liar and that your character is salty.
Hey you heard about that one gay girl who lives in crestline? Stay away from her I heard she's a real black olive.
by anonymous July 11, 2023
