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home office

a sly way to say homo when you want to call something (or someone) out as being totally gay... without anyone being the wiser.
those capri pants are soooo home office. bringing that quiche back to the home office for lunch, Jack?
by Waldo Pepper February 15, 2005
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An Official Dead Game

A game that has 1,000 players or less on a consistent basis, is considered an official dead game. Fortnite, commonly known as a “dead game” by the degenerates.
Normal Person: *plays Fortnite*
Degenerate: *sees Normal Person playing Fortnite* OMG BRO FORTNITE IS SO DEAD, GET A LIFE!
Normal Person: Fortnite has over 1,000 players playing on a consistent basis, therefore it is NOT an official dead game.
by SharkPlayz SDF April 29, 2020
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Fall out the officers

Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks
Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
by Bobbing Around June 29, 2008
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Facebook Official

When something is posted on facebook making it and official fact.
Don: Micky is goin' out with Taylor now.
Mitch: Yeah I know she updated her status. It's Facebook Official now.

Don: True that.
by GirlinGreen November 17, 2009
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loan officer

A person who'll gladly take advantage of newbies to the mortgage process.
Will be really nice during the paper process and fuck you hard when you're pressured to sign on the dotted line at closing. Later to drive away in the $80k BMW in the parking lot. (They take lessons from insurance brokers).
"Sure we can give you a 5%, 30 year loan with no points or closing cost" ..."Oh the APR?...It's only 6.75%, don't bother with that number, it's too confusing"
by randy i am October 26, 2003
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Office Depot

A Store that sells School/Office and other supplies down in the Florida Area(as well as some other areas)
Mom:We are getting Back to School supplies from Office Depot, or nowhere at all, your choice Billy.

Billy: How about to hell with school period?
by OG Karma October 9, 2008
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official

1. Official (n): A person with recognized administrative responsibilities in accordance with a specific event, idea, organization. Charged with the task of maintaining order and/or giving help. An authority figure.

2. Official (n): An authorized (noun), authorized by the company, person, government etc. with the rights to the (noun). In essence, something that is sanctioned, supported, or condoned by the owners.

3. Official (Adj): A tagline used incorrectly, frequently, and inanely in topic titles on message boards. Intended to gain the attention of other, also stupid board members, by flagging they're attention. The belief is that people will go to their topic if it is 'official' which in 99.9% of the time, is not actually official, just says it is. Blandly, it is an adjective used by board memebers to indicate the importance or special nature of their topics, regardless of the fact it is not, in fact, official at all.
1. "What is the nature of this exhibit again Rob?"
" I don't know, let's ask an official."

2. Bob Dylan's official website is the website promoted, run, and authorized by Bob Dylan and his record label.

3. "Hmm, how to get attention to my cretinous, unsubstanciated topic....I know! :::::!!!!---THE OFFICIAL HALO 2 TOPIC-----!!!!!:::::::
by MBB January 4, 2005
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