Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

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Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

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trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.

Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.

by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024

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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known as “the hawk meat rider’s mead”

“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”

by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023

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Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

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Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

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