Caught in Rallan's Mustache

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.

Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.

by Yellowstains April 3, 2009

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

by conril sizzil July 20, 2020

Mistake Steak

In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.

The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.

by FriedSushi87 October 4, 2010

Mistake

The thing some terrible moms/dads say to their child. ):-(

"Son, YOU'RE A F*CKING MISTAKE. GO DIE."

"B-but mom..." "NO!"

by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 14, 2019

Lil' Big Mistake

Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.

Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.

by abramm24 March 25, 2009

Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009