Definitions by Yellowstains

Caught in Rallan's Mustache 

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.

Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.

Caught in Rallan's Mustache by Yellowstains April 3, 2009